I admire the efficiency… is she a serial killer perhaps?
gummybea_r
To the gallows!!
NATIONWIDE365
This is insane
XExcavalierX
Why not just order thin crust tho
YouveGotMail236
Jail time
NocturnisVacuus
this is a crime I can not forgive, I’m not even italian.
pizza_nightmare
Mandatory minimum eight years
_blazebyte
I hate your wife for this.
bigfatcoffeeslut
It took me a really long time to realize she ate the pizza but left the crust. To me it looked like some weird grey swirly pizza and I was SO confused. 🤦♀️
Islandcoda
‘There’s starving kids in Africa who would LOVE to be able to eat that’ – my mom, 1980s
xmac
Maybe I’m wrong but that torso doesn’t look like the torso of someone who would scoff a crust for the sake of it, unlike myself if there was a serving of garlic dip. Furthermore, I’ve said it a lot, unless I can personally inspect a crust you never know if that was just the chewiest ass crust, it even looks kind of doughy, which I’d even probably pass on.
kcarr1113
All thats left is the rim. Do you like rim? Haha
siandresi
SpeedIsTheBestMovie
I’ll take that crust, it’s baked to perfection
ghosthvck
*cries in Italian*
BurntRussian
Ex-wife?
ArwingElite
Thats not a ring of crust
Thats a portal to Hell
PeaceGroundbreaking3
What a psycho
anotherdamnscorpio
I want a divorce
Warm_Resource_4229
Divorce
ImAlekBan
Serlingfan389
What is that…. it is like hells version of a pizza 🍕 The soul is gone and a Italian man doesn’t get his macaroni wings.
LegolasNorris
It looks sooo good as well, damn that’s hard.
PhilosophyUpper866
Divorce and prison
Pudenda726
I fear for your safety
LionBig1760
Life sentence.
art__vandeley__
Divorce. It’s the only option.
carlwinslo
That looks like good crust too. If she treats a pizza like that i dont think i’d trust her with my children.
williamintent
IndigoINFP
The hubris of placing those two whatevers in the middle, she has zero remorse, in fact, she seems proud of what she’s done!
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Divorce her
Divorce her man, she’s not worth the trouble
Straight to jail!
I admire the efficiency… is she a serial killer perhaps?
To the gallows!!
This is insane
Why not just order thin crust tho
Jail time
this is a crime I can not forgive, I’m not even italian.
Mandatory minimum eight years
I hate your wife for this.
It took me a really long time to realize she ate the pizza but left the crust. To me it looked like some weird grey swirly pizza and I was SO confused. 🤦♀️
‘There’s starving kids in Africa who would LOVE to be able to eat that’ – my mom, 1980s
Maybe I’m wrong but that torso doesn’t look like the torso of someone who would scoff a crust for the sake of it, unlike myself if there was a serving of garlic dip. Furthermore, I’ve said it a lot, unless I can personally inspect a crust you never know if that was just the chewiest ass crust, it even looks kind of doughy, which I’d even probably pass on.
All thats left is the rim. Do you like rim? Haha
I’ll take that crust, it’s baked to perfection
*cries in Italian*
Ex-wife?
Thats not a ring of crust
Thats a portal to Hell
What a psycho
I want a divorce
Divorce
What is that…. it is like hells version of a pizza 🍕 The soul is gone and a Italian man doesn’t get his macaroni wings.
It looks sooo good as well, damn that’s hard.
Divorce and prison
I fear for your safety
Life sentence.
Divorce. It’s the only option.
That looks like good crust too. If she treats a pizza like that i dont think i’d trust her with my children.
The hubris of placing those two whatevers in the middle, she has zero remorse, in fact, she seems proud of what she’s done!
I hate your wife
Break up
this is horrendous
Time for a new wife.
what a deranged person.
You are dating a toddler